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All My Disciples Suck! – Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back wit

Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back wit

Chapter 59 – Survived for 16 Hours and Came Back With Shit?

“What’s the situation?” Many players looked confused. They immediately felt that the ground was shaking, and the forests were shaking violently. It seemed that many monsters were coming frantically.

“Hurry up and cover your backpack!!!” Evolutionary Player was the first to react and hurriedly shouted.

Whew!

When Beef Noodle covered the backpack, a black panther was already going crazy, its eyes were scarlet and it rushed towards Beef Noodles.

“Black Panther? Hasn’t this guy always liked sneak attacks? Why did he rush forward like crazy?”

“What are you doing in a daze? Kill it!”

“Fuck it!”

The players were shocked and hurriedly attacked the Black Panther. What the player did not expect was that this Black Panther didn’t even look at the player before it died and pounced on Beef Noodle. A pair of panther eyes still stared at Beef Noodles Or … the backpack in his hands.

“What’s going on?” Many players didn’t understand, but at this time, the players had no time to think.

A bunch of monsters rushed in frantically. They pounced on the players, and the number directly exceeded a dozen.

There was a steady stream of monsters coming from far away.

“Colored Arm team, step forward!”

“Where is my greatsword? Fuck, where did I put it?!”

“Hurry up. Shoot the frost arrows!”

The players were in a hurry, facing the beasts coming from all directions. After an hour of bloody battle, they finally wiped out all the monsters.

Although the player killed seven or eight, there were more than a hundred beast corpses on the ground.

“What’s the matter? Why are these monsters rushing like crazy?”

“How would I know!”

“We have cleaned up a lot of monsters around here. These monsters must have rushed from farther away?”

The players were all dumbfounded. Only Evolutionary Player flashed his eyes and locked on Beef Noodle’s backpack.

“I know the reason. Everyone follow me into the chariot, and then close the door!” Under the command of Evolutionary Player, the players did not care about the corpses of the monsters and hurriedly got into the chariot.

“Sure enough!” After entering the chariot, Evolutionary Player immediately opened the backpack and reached out to dig out the dark golden unidentified substance.

At this time, this dark golden unidentified substance seemed to have changed. It was a bit like jelly before, but now it is a bit like ice cream. The colour had also changed from the previous golden to dark gold.

“This thing attracts monsters! According to my test … this …”

Evolutionary Player was interrupted by Farm Master. “Hold the grass. Isn’t this a bunch of SH? What a magical SH! This is the first time I have seen something like this!” Farm Master concluded very professionally.

“What?”

“What?” Beef noodle and the players were flabbergasted.

“Hold the grass. I have worked so hard for 16 hours in PUBG, and you tell me I came back with a pile of **?” Beef Noodle was stupefied.

Thinking about it, he accidentally ate several bites of this stuff before …

Beef Noodle cried in the toilet.

“Let me have a taste. Just one bite!!!” Farm Master rushed towards the substance.

A few players hurriedly blocked him, and only after a lot of energy wasted did they stop him.

Otherwise, this player would eat SH live. That scene … Many players feel nauseous when they think about it.

“The SH of the Black Panther is dry and thin, and the effect of refining it to SH pill is not as good as that of the War Hunchback Beast!

“The SH of the raging mad cow is relatively moist, thick, and large, and it is extremely fertile. The effect is several times stronger than that of the War Hunchback Beast!

“The SH that Brother Ming handed to me, just by smelling, the effect of this SH is definitely a hundred times stronger than that of the War Hunchback Beast!” Farm Master’s eyes lit up and he roared excitedly.

“This product is not saved!” The other players rolled their eyes.

Although they knew that Farm Master liked to explore fertilizer and farming since after successfully refining SH Dan with Beef Noodles, he had been fascinated.

Other players were busy spawning monsters to earn contribution points or engaging in weapons and equipment, but Farm Master was studying the dung of various monsters every day, purifying it, and mixing it. Sometimes, he had to taste it himself. It was to study the freshness.

At this time, Evolutionary Player kicked Farm Master and stood in front of everyone. “No matter what biological feces this thing is, in short, Brother Noodle put it in a closed backpack, and after more than ten hours, it accidentally fermented it!

“This leads to a change in the smell of this dung. As long as the smell spreads, it will immediately attract a large number of monsters!

“I think that the players responsible for attracting monsters can bring a little of this stuff. It is effective!” Evolutionary Player explained word by word.

“!” The players’ eyes lit up!

Right! Isn’t the thing brought back by Brother Noodle the strongest bait?

Just …

Many players were thinking, what kind of monster’s dung was this and why was it so attractive?

Is it … a real dragon’s dung? Or a fairy’s?

How is it possible!

“Fuck, he’s my brother! During every critical moment, it’s always Brother Noodle who saves us.”

“Brother Noodle is invincible!”

“That’s not nonsense. Playing PUBG and not going offline for 16 hours. Who can do it? Brother Bear can’t do it, right? Only Brother Noodle can do it! Brother Noodle is a Big Boss!”

Without saying anything, the players praised him brainlessly, pampering Beef Noodle who was crying in the toilet again.

“Brother Noodle, we are going to use the unknown monster dung in your backpack as bait. Do you think that’s okay?” Star asked.

“Ah? That’s okay!” He heard that they were going to use his SH back as bait, and Beef Noodle agreed.

“Brother Noodle, why don’t you go offline and rest for a while? You haven’t slept for 16 hours … I guess you can’t hold it up, right?” Evolutionary Player reminded Beef Noodles.

To be honest, Beef Noodle did feel tired.

Playing PUBG for 16 hours did cause a huge load on the mind and body. But Beef Noodles, after listening to Star’s plan, jumped up instantly.

—Author’s Note–

Can you guess what Beef Noodle brought in his bag?

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Special disciples
Chapter 2: 88 Players
Chapter 3: Don’t speak, give Brother Ming some face!
Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick
Chapter 5: Single Challenge Hunchback
Chapter 6: Assembling the Star Regiment
Chapter 7: Discovering Techniques
Chapter 8: First Kill
Chapter 9: We can fight like that?
Chapter 10: Young Master Beef Noodle Isn’t Convinced
Chapter 11: Did I come to the Wrong Place?
Chapter 12: Heaven's Mandate
Chapter 13: Good Morning, Workers!
Chapter 14: New Library
Chapter 15: Cold Ice Technique and Martial Arts Technique
Chapter 16: First Ice Man’s Technique
Chapter 17: Wang Lufei's Colored Arm
Chapter 18: It's reasonable to steal the Colored Arm of a di
Chapter 19: Reclaiming the Spirit Field
Chapter 20: Is This Spirit Grass Poisonous?
Chapter 21: Are you serious?
Chapter 22: What are you doing?
Chapter 23: Don't Mind The Smell, It Is Good To Eat
Chapter 24: Team Tasks
Chapter 25: The Sea Race Invades
Chapter 26: As the Sect Master, it's reasonable to be fully
Chapter 27: Copying the Frost Arrow!
Chapter 28: Epic Mission, Guarding Yan Huang Zong
Chapter 29: Where Is My Big Brother Myth?
Chapter 30: The Eve Before the War
Chapter 31: The Tsunami
Chapter 32: Stupid, I will be resurrected
Chapter 33: Players Attack
Chapter 34: I Hack, I Hack, I Hack And Hack!
Chapter 35: Deep Sea King?
Chapter 36: Deep Sea King Ronal
Chapter 37: Wang Lufei's Second Gear
Chapter 38: It Hurts A Little Bit!
Chapter 39: Beef Noodles Arrived
Chapter 40: Deep Sea King? This is it?
Chapter 41: Deep Sea King Is Too Naive
Chapter 42: Epic Mission Rewards
Chapter 43: A New Map Is Opened!
Chapter 44: The forum is boiling
Chapter 45: The Man Second To He Yiming
Chapter 46: The Sect Master Leads The Disciples
Chapter 47: Eight Doors Release?
Chapter 48: Let’s fucking high
Chapter 49: The disciples were veritable fcuk high by monste
Chapter 50: The counterattack in adversity
Chapter 51: Discovery of Spirit Stone Veins
Chapter 52: Learn Mining With Me
Chapter 53: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds Beef Noodles
Chapter 54: The Peculiar Northern Expedition
Chapter 55: Sleep, Get Up, and Fight at Night
Chapter 56: Monster Hunter World?
Chapter 57: Everyone is a Great Hunter
Chapter 58: Plan A
Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back wit
Chapter 60: The Azure Emperor Immortal Body on Earth
Chapter 61: Controlling the Blizzard!
Chapter 62: One Punch Wang Lufei
Chapter 63: The Players Are Amazing
Chapter 64: Player Army vs. Foundation Establishment Two-hea
Chapter 65: Before the game is over, the challenge won’t sto
Chapter 66: Brother Bear has worked hard! Star group, attack
Chapter 67: Smile, Deep~Sea~King!
Chapter 68: Limited Edition Viper War Spear!
Chapter 69: Double Gun King Beef Noodle
Chapter 70: The Powerful Player Legion
Chapter 71: Golden Thunder Bamboo Flying Spear Array
Chapter 72: Two Great Skills
Chapter 73: Tell me honestly, did you rob the bank?
Chapter 74: The Assessment Has Been Advanced?
Chapter 75: A flurry of startling news followed
Chapter 76: I, He Yiming, am Back!
Chapter 77: Gathering in Haotian Academy
Chapter 78: Who are you?
Chapter 79: Talent Assessment
Chapter 80: One Punch 999 Man
Chapter 81: True Dragon Xiangqi
Chapter 82: Strength Test
Chapter 83: It is finally time to unlock the sealed right ha
Chapter 84: This Kid's Right Arm Was Bound To Contain Heaven
Chapter 85: Cheating Gu Changfeng
Chapter 86: The three of you must not waver
Chapter 87: You Want to Die? I Will Satisfy You
Chapter 88: Why did you take off your gear?
Chapter 89: Why Did You Die Before I Could Even Exert Any Fo
Chapter 90: Deep Sea King: It Has a New Skin!
Chapter 91: New skin Deep Sea King, Scary as Shit!
Chapter 92: Give Us a Chance, Brother Noodles
Chapter 93: Moon Steps, Thousand Birds, Lightning Kill
Chapter 94: He Yiming cheated! He cheated!!!
Chapter 95: I'm here to show you what's true
Chapter 96: I Ask Again, Who Else Cannot Accept This?
Chapter 97: I’ve Seen Master’s Wife!
Chapter 98: Master, Long Time No See
Chapter 99: It's my turn
Chapter 100: I Got Flying Sword Ling Shuang by Curry favouri
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