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All My Disciples Suck! – Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick

Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick

Chapter 4 – How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick

“It really is the beast!” He Yiming’s heart froze.

Although the War Hunchback Beast didn’t have any outstanding abilities, its entire body was covered with tough scales which bolstered its defensive capabilities, especially its limbs. They were abnormally thick, with boundless strength behind them. The beast was much stronger than a human cultivator at a similar cultivation stage.

To put it in simple terms, it was a cheat monster with high stats in both defense and attack.

“Damn! Why is this monster so menacing?”

“The **? You’re a sissy! I’ve killed countless monsters before, this monster is a piece of cake to me.”

“In the game ‘Monster Hunter 7’ that I played before, there was a monster called Old Mountain Dragon that was several thousand meters tall. Compared to that, this monster? Pff, it’s like walking in a park.”

Some of the players were so scared that their faces turned pale with fright, but most others did not seem to mind.

After playing so many virtual games, what kinds of monsters and demons they hadn’t seen already?

Trying to frighten me

Just with this? Hahaha!

He Yiming knew that the players were all at the first stage of the Body Tempering Realm. Even if they were to fight against this War Hunchback Beast, they wouldn’t be able to defeat it.

“Disciples, retreat! This demonic beast is called the War Hunchback Beast. It’s a Spirit Vein Realm demonic beast. It’s not something you can fight against at the moment.” He Yiming let out a loud shout. He then immediately took a step forward to attack!

“Haha haha, watch this daddy achieve his first kill!”

“Charge!”

However, a player was extremely excited. He brandished a wooden stick that he had picked up from somewhere and immediately charged forward

He Yiming was stunned.

This player with the ID Beef Noodle, where did you get the courage to run off like that?

This is a Spirit Vein Realm demonic beast. How dare you go up against it with a mere wooden stick?

“What the **? Is this brother trying to be funny? He’s rushing to the beast just like that?” The players were all stunned.

Fuck! Where was the tactic? What about the plan?

You’re just blindly attacking?

When the War Hunchback Beast saw Beef Noodle rushing to it, it suddenly raised both of its front hooves.

“Be careful. This is the only skill of the War Hunchback Beast- War Hunchback Stomp!” He Yiming yelled as he quickly retreated.

Forget it, there’s someone who has personally volunteered for the demonstration.

He Yiming then began to explain it to the players.

In the next moment, the War Hunchback Beast heavily stomped on the ground which caused a small earthquake within a few dozen meters.

In fact, even the players who were about forty to fifty meters away felt the tremors of its powerful stomp. Their bodies shook, and they almost lost their footing

“The beast’s heavy stomp will make it impossible for the enemy to stabilize himself. Taking advantage of this opening, the War Hunchback Beast would attack and defeat the enemy with a single strike!” He Yiming said.

Almost at the same time.

“Ah!” Beef Noodle couldn’t face its attack and was sent flying onto the ground.

The War Hunchback Beast’s eyes flashed as it raised its hooves and kicked him midair.

Bang!

With a loud crunch, Beef Noodle was crushed to pieces!

Hmm, that was quick.

“What the **? This monster is way too abnormal right?”

“He was killed instantly! Did you see it? Killed!”

“Fuck! This game isn’t like a cultivation game at all. This is a **ing soul-like game!”mfna hellish difficulty game

/mfn

“Dang … died just like that … retard~”

The surrounding players cried out in alarm.

“???”

“What the hell?”

Ding Hao, with the ID: Beef Noodle, was currently looking at the login screen with a dumbfounded expression.

【Welcome, Player Beef Noodle.】

【As your character has been dead for a long time, it is suggested that you restart.】

The system’s mechanical voice sounded, and Beef Noodle finally understood.

“This trashy game is toxic!”

What the **! The monsters from the novice village can kill me in a single strike?

The game was plotting against him!

Beef Noodle began to cough up real blood.

“War Hunchback Beast only has one skill – War Hunchback Stomp! Besides, it relies on its astonishing speed and formidable power to defeat its enemy!” After He Yiming finished explaining, he took a step forward.

He Yiming knew that the players couldn’t beat the War Hunchback Beast, yet he patiently explained it to them as their guide.

“Fight!”

He Yiming didn’t say any more nonsense and quickly activated his Spirit Vein cultivation. He directly fought with the War Hunchback Beast.

“Gaga!” The War Hunchback Beast’s cry was extremely strange. Seeing that another human was courting death, it began to sprint towards him.

He Yiming leaped into the air and dodged the attack!

As for the War Hunchback Beast, its feet heavily stomped on the ground, directly smashing the stomped ground into a large pit that was over a meter deep.

Boom!

The powerful bombardment and the trembling of the ground left all the players stunned.

“Fuck! It’s that fierce?”

“Brother Ming, did someone steal this War Hunchback Beast’s wife?

“Shh. Don’t speak. It must be a plot of the game. Brother Ming will win for sure!”

The players were shocked, but they immediately zoned into their bystander modes.

“The War Hunchback Beast’s skin is incomparably tough and doesn’t have any openings. It’s only weakness is its lower abdomen!” He Yiming struck as he explained. He was fighting the War Hunchback Beast head-on!

The battle was extremely fierce. The players were all stunned.

He Yiming threw a punch at the War Hunchback Beast’s head, causing it to scream and spit out blood.

However, this War Hunchback Beast was indeed powerful. He Yiming’s attack just now had managed to further agitate and anger the beast.

Immediately after the attack, there was a visible increase in the beast’s speed, and it had managed to further increase its strength by several folds, becoming even more terrifying.

“The **? This monster even has a berserk mode?” Many players cried out in shock.

“Lightning Strike Technique!” He Yiming suddenly raised his hands and a bolt of lightning shot out from his fingertip, striking the War Hunchback Beast.

“Gaga!”The War Hunchback Beast let out a miserable cry as its entire body froze.

Seizing the opportunity, He Yiming rushed towards the War Hunchback Beast, spiritual energy gathered and condensed in his right hand.

In the next moment, He Yiming’s fist landed on War Hunchback Beast’s face!

Following the War Hunchback Beast’s miserable cry, its entire body lost balance, revealing its weakness.

Taking advantage of the small opening, He Yiming struck with a powerful fist. With a slash of his hand, he punctured the beast’s abdomen and retracted his fist.

Puchi!

With a crisp sound, the War Hunchback Beast’s abdomen was sliced open, and all its blood and organs sprayed out.

It was a deadly strike!

~~~

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Special disciples
Chapter 2: 88 Players
Chapter 3: Don’t speak, give Brother Ming some face!
Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick
Chapter 5: Single Challenge Hunchback
Chapter 6: Assembling the Star Regiment
Chapter 7: Discovering Techniques
Chapter 8: First Kill
Chapter 9: We can fight like that?
Chapter 10: Young Master Beef Noodle Isn’t Convinced
Chapter 11: Did I come to the Wrong Place?
Chapter 12: Heaven's Mandate
Chapter 13: Good Morning, Workers!
Chapter 14: New Library
Chapter 15: Cold Ice Technique and Martial Arts Technique
Chapter 16: First Ice Man’s Technique
Chapter 17: Wang Lufei's Colored Arm
Chapter 18: It's reasonable to steal the Colored Arm of a di
Chapter 19: Reclaiming the Spirit Field
Chapter 20: Is This Spirit Grass Poisonous?
Chapter 21: Are you serious?
Chapter 22: What are you doing?
Chapter 23: Don't Mind The Smell, It Is Good To Eat
Chapter 24: Team Tasks
Chapter 25: The Sea Race Invades
Chapter 26: As the Sect Master, it's reasonable to be fully
Chapter 27: Copying the Frost Arrow!
Chapter 28: Epic Mission, Guarding Yan Huang Zong
Chapter 29: Where Is My Big Brother Myth?
Chapter 30: The Eve Before the War
Chapter 31: The Tsunami
Chapter 32: Stupid, I will be resurrected
Chapter 33: Players Attack
Chapter 34: I Hack, I Hack, I Hack And Hack!
Chapter 35: Deep Sea King?
Chapter 36: Deep Sea King Ronal
Chapter 37: Wang Lufei's Second Gear
Chapter 38: It Hurts A Little Bit!
Chapter 39: Beef Noodles Arrived
Chapter 40: Deep Sea King? This is it?
Chapter 41: Deep Sea King Is Too Naive
Chapter 42: Epic Mission Rewards
Chapter 43: A New Map Is Opened!
Chapter 44: The forum is boiling
Chapter 45: The Man Second To He Yiming
Chapter 46: The Sect Master Leads The Disciples
Chapter 47: Eight Doors Release?
Chapter 48: Let’s fucking high
Chapter 49: The disciples were veritable fcuk high by monste
Chapter 50: The counterattack in adversity
Chapter 51: Discovery of Spirit Stone Veins
Chapter 52: Learn Mining With Me
Chapter 53: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds Beef Noodles
Chapter 54: The Peculiar Northern Expedition
Chapter 55: Sleep, Get Up, and Fight at Night
Chapter 56: Monster Hunter World?
Chapter 57: Everyone is a Great Hunter
Chapter 58: Plan A
Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back wit
Chapter 60: The Azure Emperor Immortal Body on Earth
Chapter 61: Controlling the Blizzard!
Chapter 62: One Punch Wang Lufei
Chapter 63: The Players Are Amazing
Chapter 64: Player Army vs. Foundation Establishment Two-hea
Chapter 65: Before the game is over, the challenge won’t sto
Chapter 66: Brother Bear has worked hard! Star group, attack
Chapter 67: Smile, Deep~Sea~King!
Chapter 68: Limited Edition Viper War Spear!
Chapter 69: Double Gun King Beef Noodle
Chapter 70: The Powerful Player Legion
Chapter 71: Golden Thunder Bamboo Flying Spear Array
Chapter 72: Two Great Skills
Chapter 73: Tell me honestly, did you rob the bank?
Chapter 74: The Assessment Has Been Advanced?
Chapter 75: A flurry of startling news followed
Chapter 76: I, He Yiming, am Back!
Chapter 77: Gathering in Haotian Academy
Chapter 78: Who are you?
Chapter 79: Talent Assessment
Chapter 80: One Punch 999 Man
Chapter 81: True Dragon Xiangqi
Chapter 82: Strength Test
Chapter 83: It is finally time to unlock the sealed right ha
Chapter 84: This Kid's Right Arm Was Bound To Contain Heaven
Chapter 85: Cheating Gu Changfeng
Chapter 86: The three of you must not waver
Chapter 87: You Want to Die? I Will Satisfy You
Chapter 88: Why did you take off your gear?
Chapter 89: Why Did You Die Before I Could Even Exert Any Fo
Chapter 90: Deep Sea King: It Has a New Skin!
Chapter 91: New skin Deep Sea King, Scary as Shit!
Chapter 92: Give Us a Chance, Brother Noodles
Chapter 93: Moon Steps, Thousand Birds, Lightning Kill
Chapter 94: He Yiming cheated! He cheated!!!
Chapter 95: I'm here to show you what's true
Chapter 96: I Ask Again, Who Else Cannot Accept This?
Chapter 97: I’ve Seen Master’s Wife!
Chapter 98: Master, Long Time No See
Chapter 99: It's my turn
Chapter 100: I Got Flying Sword Ling Shuang by Curry favouri
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