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All My Disciples Suck! – Chapter 21: Are you serious?

Chapter 21: Are you serious?

Looking at He Yiming, the growth rate of this Spirit Grass seed instantly accelerated tenfold, and it continued to diffuse into the surrounding soil at a speed visible to the naked eye.

A burst of vitality spread even more! He Yiming estimated that without his help, it would take a month for this Spirit Grass to germinate, but now, it seemed that three days at most is enough!

It increased ten times!

Only the Azure Emperor Immortal Body could do it! But …

“One hundred acres of land, that is a full 100 low-level spirit plants … I can’t take care of it alone.” He Yiming estimated that he could ripen a dozen low-level spirit plants at most.

If he only relied on himself, it would take ten days at the earliest to ripen and germinate.

“I’ll try it!” After watching He Yiming’s demonstration, Beef Noodle couldn’t wait to try it.

Beef Noodle exhausted all his strength, and finally squeezed a trace of cyan light from between his fingers, and it fell into the mud.

“Brother Ming, how long will it take for me to ripen so much?”

“Twenty-nine days and twenty-three hours!” He Yiming took a look and answered casually.

“What the- It only shortened one hour?” Beef Noodle vomited, he really did.

“In addition, if anybody can find something strange, or something that contains the essence of heaven and earth, it can also greatly speed up the germination!

“Then disciples, please work hard!” He Yiming smiled slightly, turned around, and left.

“Kill monsters, maybe these players can find loopholes and kill monsters at higher levels!

“Farming probably won’t work!

“It seems that I have to do it myself!” He Yiming thought secretly, so he immediately returned to the hall and found a safe place to sit cross-legged.

With the players’ efforts, He Yiming’s luck value has exceeded 800 points.

So, he rushed to the later stage of the Spirit Vein Realm in one breath!

If he stepped into the late stage of the spiritual vein realm, the power to run the Azure Emperor Immortal Body was stronger. Maybe there is a chance to ripen all the low-level Spirit Grass of 100 acres in three days!

With He Yiming’s payment of 500 Karmic Luck value, the huge power of heaven and earth circulated again and merged into He Yiming’s body like a torrent!

He Yiming was running the Azure Emperor Immortal Body frantically and began to absorb this huge power of heaven and earth.

“What should I do now?” Beef Noodles looked at other players and asked casually.

“What to do? Think of a way yourself! Will we really wait for a month? Impossible, absolutely impossible, impossible in this life!” A crowd of players shook their heads.

How would it be possible for them to wait a month?

“According to Brother Ming, there are many ways to ripen it. Everyone we’ll try!” Farm Master said loudly, so players started to take action.

“I try the blood tricks!!!” A player cut his wrist directly and used blood to moisturize the Spirit Grass seeds. “To ripen, it must use chemical fertilizer! Hehehe, look at me looking for some branches and leaves. I’ll burn them to make natural fertilizer!”

Some players seemed to know a little about agriculture, and immediately tried it eagerly.

“We must also dance for blessings!” Some entertaining players started dancing around the Spirit Grass seeds.

But an hour passed, and the seeds did not budge. The players took a look at the dirt, and the messy methods hadn’t worked.

“According to my experience, perhaps, the dung of the beast could be used as effective fertilizer!” Farm Master suddenly said.

“Use … the dung of the beast?” Many players changed their expressions.

This was indeed reasonable. There was nothing wrong with it.

Even in 2032 on Earth, there were still people who used animal manure as fertilizer. It was known as all-natural and the price was still expensive.

“I see!” Beef Noodle blinked, and he was the first one to rush down the mountain.

Many players were taken aback, and then they reacted fast and rushed down the mountain one after another.

“Get out of the way, I discovered this first!”

“Go away, I have wrapped these two lumps!”

Beef Noodle took the lead, and dozens of players rushed to the foot of the mountain and began to grab feces.

Most of the players did not move, because up to now, these players did not react.

“Isn’t this game about cultivating immortality and becoming demons? Why do I feel that the plot is wrong?”

“Boss brother, if you don’t say anything, just grab some sh*t. You deserve to be my eldest brother!”

“Wait, are you serious? We’re really using sh*t?”

Players who had not moved were somewhat hesitant.

Lao Tzu came for a 100% virtual immortality game. Now, he was told to grab sh*t to use for farming?

Are you kidding me?

“I decided, I will continue to fight monsters!” First Ice Man realized that this kind of field was too troublesome, even needing to grab sh*t … He also really accepted it at the psychological level, so he gave up on this task decisively.

Like First Ice Man, most other players such as Wang Lufei also gave up, but they did not give up the task of the system.

They just decided to wait and see. Instead of robbing sh*t and wasting time, it was better to continue fighting beasts. So the players were divided into two. Most of them left the field.

The few players headed by Farm Masters squatted in the spirit field to continue their research.

“I got it!” Beef Noodle quickly ran back to the fields, while carrying a big sack filled with dung.

Farm Master immediately took it and found a Spirit Grass seed on the spot. After finishing the dung, he sprinkled it in as fertilizer.

“It works!!!” After waiting for the duration of an incense stick, Farm Master was overjoyed!

Because of this low-level Spirit Grass seed, there really was a change!

The tentacles of the seeds slowly spread and began to absorb the nutrients in the feces of the beasts. Its growth rate became much faster.

According to Farm Master’s estimation, it might take another twenty-four or five days before it would germinate!

The dung of the camel beast accelerated the time by four or five days! It’s really amazing!

“Only four or five days has been reduced? Hold the grass, how can you live!” After Beef Noodle heard the Farm Master’s words, he was speechless.

“According to my guess, there must be elements and nutrients needed for Spirit Grass seeds in the dung of the War Hunchback Beast! If I have professional equipment and research equipment, I can refine it and extract the essence in the dung. It must be greatly improved! Unfortunately, there is no equipment here, and I can’t help it!” Farm Master said slowly, also a little helpless.

It’s in-game after all. There were no microscopes, flasks, and other equipment. Farm Master was also powerless.

“Let’s get more sh*t!”

Suddenly, Beef Noodle came up with a crazy idea.

“What? What are you doing?” Farm Master was taken aback, looking at Beef Noodle with a dazed expression.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1: Special disciples
Chapter 2: 88 Players
Chapter 3: Don’t speak, give Brother Ming some face!
Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick
Chapter 5: Single Challenge Hunchback
Chapter 6: Assembling the Star Regiment
Chapter 7: Discovering Techniques
Chapter 8: First Kill
Chapter 9: We can fight like that?
Chapter 10: Young Master Beef Noodle Isn’t Convinced
Chapter 11: Did I come to the Wrong Place?
Chapter 12: Heaven's Mandate
Chapter 13: Good Morning, Workers!
Chapter 14: New Library
Chapter 15: Cold Ice Technique and Martial Arts Technique
Chapter 16: First Ice Man’s Technique
Chapter 17: Wang Lufei's Colored Arm
Chapter 18: It's reasonable to steal the Colored Arm of a di
Chapter 19: Reclaiming the Spirit Field
Chapter 20: Is This Spirit Grass Poisonous?
Chapter 21: Are you serious?
Chapter 22: What are you doing?
Chapter 23: Don't Mind The Smell, It Is Good To Eat
Chapter 24: Team Tasks
Chapter 25: The Sea Race Invades
Chapter 26: As the Sect Master, it's reasonable to be fully
Chapter 27: Copying the Frost Arrow!
Chapter 28: Epic Mission, Guarding Yan Huang Zong
Chapter 29: Where Is My Big Brother Myth?
Chapter 30: The Eve Before the War
Chapter 31: The Tsunami
Chapter 32: Stupid, I will be resurrected
Chapter 33: Players Attack
Chapter 34: I Hack, I Hack, I Hack And Hack!
Chapter 35: Deep Sea King?
Chapter 36: Deep Sea King Ronal
Chapter 37: Wang Lufei's Second Gear
Chapter 38: It Hurts A Little Bit!
Chapter 39: Beef Noodles Arrived
Chapter 40: Deep Sea King? This is it?
Chapter 41: Deep Sea King Is Too Naive
Chapter 42: Epic Mission Rewards
Chapter 43: A New Map Is Opened!
Chapter 44: The forum is boiling
Chapter 45: The Man Second To He Yiming
Chapter 46: The Sect Master Leads The Disciples
Chapter 47: Eight Doors Release?
Chapter 48: Let’s fucking high
Chapter 49: The disciples were veritable fcuk high by monste
Chapter 50: The counterattack in adversity
Chapter 51: Discovery of Spirit Stone Veins
Chapter 52: Learn Mining With Me
Chapter 53: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds Beef Noodles
Chapter 54: The Peculiar Northern Expedition
Chapter 55: Sleep, Get Up, and Fight at Night
Chapter 56: Monster Hunter World?
Chapter 57: Everyone is a Great Hunter
Chapter 58: Plan A
Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back wit
Chapter 60: The Azure Emperor Immortal Body on Earth
Chapter 61: Controlling the Blizzard!
Chapter 62: One Punch Wang Lufei
Chapter 63: The Players Are Amazing
Chapter 64: Player Army vs. Foundation Establishment Two-hea
Chapter 65: Before the game is over, the challenge won’t sto
Chapter 66: Brother Bear has worked hard! Star group, attack
Chapter 67: Smile, Deep~Sea~King!
Chapter 68: Limited Edition Viper War Spear!
Chapter 69: Double Gun King Beef Noodle
Chapter 70: The Powerful Player Legion
Chapter 71: Golden Thunder Bamboo Flying Spear Array
Chapter 72: Two Great Skills
Chapter 73: Tell me honestly, did you rob the bank?
Chapter 74: The Assessment Has Been Advanced?
Chapter 75: A flurry of startling news followed
Chapter 76: I, He Yiming, am Back!
Chapter 77: Gathering in Haotian Academy
Chapter 78: Who are you?
Chapter 79: Talent Assessment
Chapter 80: One Punch 999 Man
Chapter 81: True Dragon Xiangqi
Chapter 82: Strength Test
Chapter 83: It is finally time to unlock the sealed right ha
Chapter 84: This Kid's Right Arm Was Bound To Contain Heaven
Chapter 85: Cheating Gu Changfeng
Chapter 86: The three of you must not waver
Chapter 87: You Want to Die? I Will Satisfy You
Chapter 88: Why did you take off your gear?
Chapter 89: Why Did You Die Before I Could Even Exert Any Fo
Chapter 90: Deep Sea King: It Has a New Skin!
Chapter 91: New skin Deep Sea King, Scary as Shit!
Chapter 92: Give Us a Chance, Brother Noodles
Chapter 93: Moon Steps, Thousand Birds, Lightning Kill
Chapter 94: He Yiming cheated! He cheated!!!
Chapter 95: I'm here to show you what's true
Chapter 96: I Ask Again, Who Else Cannot Accept This?
Chapter 97: I’ve Seen Master’s Wife!
Chapter 98: Master, Long Time No See
Chapter 99: It's my turn
Chapter 100: I Got Flying Sword Ling Shuang by Curry favouri
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